Not today!

IMAGE: Little Yellow Bird looks down in surprise; an x-ray machine reveals ribs glowing red and covered in band-aids. Below, she wraps herself in blankets on her beanbag next to candles and a mug of coffee, staring at her laptop with fierce determination.

TEXT: Little Yellow Bird was sore and tired to the bone.
She summoned her coziest blankets and candles...
... and refused to get sick just yet.