Staying faaaaar, far away from Gordon Ramsay.

IMAGE: In the midst of a messy kitchen, Little Yellow Bird stares perplexedly at a recipe card. Below are visual ingredient cards with recipes she prefers making.

TEXT: Cooking wasn't really Little Yellow Bird's thing.
Mess on scarf: Impedes scarf cleanliness.
Recipe: Too many steps.
Red pepper, cucumber, red onion: These are all gross.
Utensils: What even are these?
There were a few recipes, though, she enjoyed making.
Tomatoes and mozzarella, roasted Brussels sprouts, stovetop popcorn.
(Typically involving vegetables smothered in oil.)